A Bedtime Story...for the Chemically Lame by Michele Ranard 1)In the great green room, there was a telephone and a red balloon...and an insomniac. 2) And a plastic pill cutter for dividing an Ambien tablet into three slivers. Three? Yes, three. For the pharmaceutically hypersensitive, a third will do. 3) But cutters made in China are crap, and the pill becomes dust. It’s...
